An odd, soapy, purple light—the translucent advertising sheath attached to the outside of the car was filtering the sun—gave his hands a bruised discoloration, as if he’d been in a fistfight.
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“Here,” Patricia said, placing a liter bottle of Stolichnaya on the table in the darkened front room of the apartment. “You’d be doing me a favor.”
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“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?” Mac asks.
“If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?” Zeren one-ups.
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Ladies and gentlemen WELCOME to our friendly skies!
WELCOME aboard our North American Airways Boeing 878 Classic Aircraft!
This is North American Airways Flight 443 to Amchitka, Alaska—Bird-watchers and Environmental Activists Special!
Heather Marion is originally from Superior, Nebraska, where she lived and worked in her family’s funeral home. She graduated from Concordia University–Nebraska, majoring in biochemistry, with the intent to dominate the mortuary empire. During a New York City exchange program, Heather became involved in theater, both writing and acting.
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